Thursday, February 20, 2014

How To Write Informative Blog Posts

    As of now, I’m the Archrodent of Techno Impro.

    My computer is up the duff, my laptop has been seized by Son of Whirl for nefarious purposes unknown (okay, maybe TumblrLOLing), my phone is onner the blink than a downtrodden housewife fluttering her eyelids at George Clooney during a chance meeting in the wasp sting ointment and trowel aisle of Poundstretcher, and, try as I might, I’ve never been able to compose a blog post on either the fridge freezer or the hoover, so strictly speaking I ought to be ferrockulated.

    But I ownz a tab, so I is gtg.

    Now all I have to do is say something interesting — not the easiest thing to do when you’re hacking away at a keyless & credit card sized keyboard with a rubber pen.

    Luckily, as I said, I’m an Archrodent, and Archrodents are capable of just about anything.

    Including thinking wazz this rubber-tipped nonsense, I’m having a bowl of bran flakes, three cups of coffee — and a shower.

    My informative post on how to write informative blog posts has been mothballed until  2078, by which time the arch of my rodent will most likely be the rigor mortis curve of an inverted spine in a shallow grave just south of Cambridge...


1 comment:

fairyhedgehog said...

Well I think you could do quite a bit with those kiddie fridge letters, or magnetic poetry.

Sorry to hear about your woes. My laptop is on borrowed time so there's some real fellow feeling from me here!