Tuesday, November 6, 2012
What Were You Doing The Day Obama Got Elected? II
This is not a prediction, by the way — just a timely blast from the past to help my followers in the US decide between the nice guy and the Scooby Doo villain.
Here’s how it works.
Click on the link below to be transported back through the anus of time to Abysswinksback 2008, then study the picture for exactly 2½ minutes, Magic Eye style.
Time Portal Here.
When you refocus on the real world, an image of your ideal choice President will be momentarily flashed in inverted form onto the first object you see (possibly complete with a duck costume). Trust this image: it’s from your subconscious and reflects your deepest and truest desires.
Oh, and avoid driving or operating heavy machinery for a COUPLE hours afterwards.