Thursday, April 28, 2011

Whirl's Ultimate Official Insider Guide To The Royal Wedding

Come back tomorrow for more ultimate official insider coverage of the greatest event of the century...


Old Kitty said...


Sorry, am transfixed by Becks' pecs.

Take care

jjdebenedictis said...

This makes it all seem much more interesting than it has seemed so far.

I'm particularly interested in Prince Andrew's contribution to the event. Less so his ex-wife's.

Whirlochre said...

Old Kitty
O, the lives
said spread
of Dave flesh

I hear they're exhuming Princess Margaret out of respect for Margaret Thatcher (who cannot attend).

Mother (Re)produces. said...

I saw you! You were the one on the horse, right? On telly?

fairyhedgehog said...

A moving loyal tribute. I'm wiping my eyes.

Evil Editor said...

My gift to the royal couple was staying across the pond, as my presence might have proved awkward to Kate.

Whirlochre said...

Which horse?

Hog of Wonder
Of tears? Or scales?

The Queen too, maybe.

Mother (Re)produces. said...

The one on the right.

I'm sick of hearing how perfect her gown was. It was nice and all, but doesn't anybody else think it made her tits look weird?

Whirlochre said...

You Lot
Dunno about you lot, but I've heard enough about all things Royal to last me till November.

fairyhedgehog said...

And they're not finished yet! How much is there to say about a single dress?