Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A Rare Day Of Uncertainty


Some days, you wake up with the sun in your heart, a smile on your face, and an expectation that nothing but good will come of everyone’s hearty endeavours in this glorious world of ours.


Other days, it's as if the mood swings of a thousand grizzly bears subjected to a regime of alternating honey treats and electric shocks have been beamed into your brain with the aid of a device normally reserved for enema clinics while Demis Roussos dances naked on your stomach, belting out a medley of his classics.

What's odd about this morning is that it seems to be neither of these, and I'm confused.

Do I kiss everyone I meet — or rip their heads off?

12 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

I think I'll keep out of your way until you decide!

McKoala said...

Rip their head off and then kiss them.

stacy said...

You could do a happy medium and yell "Off with their heads!" and then blow them a kiss from across the room.

fairyhedgehog said...

Oh, I love a Happy Medium. It reminds me of the Phantom Tollbooth and the Fair to Middling.

Whirlochre said...

Ultrahog Wonderland Girl
Oddly enough, I've been absolutely charming today, and though I made no mediums happy, I did mix it up with a Catholic Sister. So — Brownie points all round.

Marsupial Of Doom
It's a strategy I'll bear in mind for the future, particularly if I meet any of the surviving Bee Gees.

Stacy
Yes. Other side of the room. For the Bee Gees. That's the strategy...

fairyhedgehog said...

Oooh, Brownie points! How many chocolate brownies do you get for each point and are you going to share?

Robin S. said...

Hmmm. Does this have anything to do with the brain-state you're i with reagrd to your manuscript, by any chance? Because it sounds familiar to me, in a dread-filled way - it sounds like I sound within myself when I'm on the downside of the wave-riding I go through when writing. And especially, editing and rereading.
Sucks... Amazing.... Sucks...Amazing....goes my brain, waving along.

Whirlochre said...

Hoggoidic Wispomundi
One. It's a straightforward exchange rate. Sharing conundrum = Last Rolo Situation.

Wrobin
I suspect it's chilli-enhanced. My innards are toast — and yet, my critical faculties, Mickey Most.

sex scenes at starbucks said...

Kissing is always a safe bet, so long as you shaved!

Whirlochre said...

SSAS
And washed off the soap and whiskers...

Scarlet Blue said...

Stay under the duvet until you are sure.
Sx

Whirlochre said...

How did you know I was under the duvet?

Is this your famed Smut Sense at work again?