Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Undulatory 'n' Celebratory

The 200th post is done and dusted, and with it, the associated prize draw.

I’m pleased to announce that the first name to be drawn out of the official Abysswinksback beret was...

[insert sound of bugles, 140dB grunge riff, massed didgeridoo grunts — or some other fanfare of your choice]


So — the crappest of crap crap crap crap crap prizes will be winging its way to you as soon as I can find an unmothballed Post Office.

In the meantime, here’s the poetic tribute you somehow managed to wheedle out of me...

Oh Oh Oh, It’s Scarlet*

Far from ginger,
oozing smut —
of alors, zut.

Ever may your
vistae twinkle
and your Smeg
all things enpinkle.

* Whatever happened to Pilot? Or Sailor? Or Smokie? Actually, I do know what happened to Smokie — a few years ago they released a Christmas album which I foolishly own. It’s vileness could shame a Lovecraftian demonspawn.


fairyhedgehog said...

Congratulations Scarlet! You must let us know what the crap³ crap² prize is!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Hello! Thank You!!!! Yes, I will reveal all when it arrives.
Meanwhile I'm going to go and twiddle my enpinkle.

Ello said...

Oh lord I'd just love to see the inner workings of your mind Wo. And I'm simply dying to know what you shall be sending.

Whirlochre said...

I'd like to know too. haven't figured it out yet. But I know it'll be CRAP.

Robin S. said...

Congrats, Scarlet!!