Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Highlight Of The Day


My treat? Having my chest measured by a charming young man in an M&S fitting room before purchasing a buff polo shirt and a pair of chinos that actually fit me.


As I slipped neatly into my new mix ‘n’ match outfit, I felt the hand of Gok Wan roobling over my palpitations like the pit-a-pat of raindrops on the thatched roof of a kitten sanctuary.

Then I went downstairs to the food hall and bought some weird bread rolls.

It doesn’t get any better than this...

15 comments:

JaneyV said...

I bet you look Fah-bew-lous! Just be grateful that it wasn't the hands of Trinny and Suzannah.

M&S weird bread rolls sound yummy...

Whirlochre said...

Is it true that Trinny and Suzannah evolved from the sweat under Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen's shirt cuffs?

Aerin said...

so...how does a young man rubbing his hands across /your/ chest make your day? i mean, i'd get if it was /me/...

Aerin said...

AND BY THAT I MEAN A YOUNG MAN RUBBING HIS HANDS ON /MY/ CHEST

(she typed hurriedly as she realized how the previous comment must have sounded)

Aerin said...

*sigh* And then of course I read that it's having your chest measured that made you happy; /my/ chest would take so little tape to measure, it would make both the young man and me unhappy, probably.

Aerin said...

*note to self* Quit commenting on Whirl's blog. Really. Just quit.

JaneyV said...

The shit that comes out of Gordon Ramsey's cakehole would've been my first guess but on further rumination I realised that the complete lack of saccharine in said effluence made that unlikely. So I'm thinking sweat-covered frilly cuffs is a lot more plausible.

Natalie said...

I'm glad you're happy, but, huh?

Whirlochre said...

Oh dear.

I've unleashed a monster here.

Geoff said...

Quit daydreaming and heap me out some of the Special Food For Cats, you halfwit...

Madison the Cat said...

You enjoyed a charming young man feeling you up for size, eh?

Geoff - have a talk with 'em, will ya?

And what's with the mix and match outfit and the kitten sanctuary thinkin'?

And what's with that "chinos that actually fit me" bit? What? You got that boy-o runnin' himself rag-ged, and losin' his arse or somethin'? 'Cause me human mum, she says a man's arse shelf is an important bit o' him, she says...

McKoala said...

Were you going bigger or smaller?

Bevie said...

Rats. I came here to thank Whirl for the chocolate, but now my comments seem entirely inappropriate.

Scarlet-Blue said...

*Makes note to visit M&S Mens department*
Sx

Robin S. said...

It occurs to me that I was jealous you when I read this the first time. Jealous, I say, and I'm just now realizing the why of it.

Having my chest measured by a charming young man... Oh yeah.
As the song sang...those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end...