Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hodge Me No Podge


Recalling, once again, that this is supposed to be a
writing site, and not a spurious hodge-podge of posts about cats, socks, primates, cats + socks + primates, death, foliage, veiled pleas for free wrinkle cream samples, plans to replace Bill gates with a life-size rubber replica operated by Windows Vista (Speccy Humanoid Edition), ventriloquising woofs onto dogs that can’t bark, late nite woodland sex romps between warring factions of Sioux truckers, the flibbety wibbety flap of skin between your top lip and maxilla that gets blobs of squidgy bread stuck to either side of it whenever you eat a cheese and pickle sandwich, devices for measuring the amount of static generated by Batman slipping on his costume, the moment in Deliverance when Burt Reynolds and his three hapless mates paddle their canoe under the bridge with the crusty looking banjo kid on it, mustache braiding techniques, wasps, hovercraft, nipple-powered telekinesis, score sheets for Wobbchester Obvious, fizzy drinks, leather teddy bears, stick insect meccano, terrapin egg-laying footage, random grunting, the creatures living on Robert Plant, I...I...can’t remember what I was talking about.

OK — I’ll try again tomorrow.

10 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

Please do keep hodging your podge, Whirl, it's so much fun.

writtenwyrdd said...

What FairyHH says. Definitely.

Whirlochre said...

OK — I'm podging...

Aerin said...

McK got to you, too, did she?

Scarlet-Blue said...

Did somebody mention free samples of anti-wrinkle cream?
Sx

Whirlochre said...

Great for hanging anaglypta in a retro kitchen...

Robin S. said...

Hodging your podge - what a Whirl world!

Can't wait for the punch line after the set up, babycakes.

McKoala said...

Hodging and/or podging does not count. Just in case you were wondering.

Whirlochre said...

Never in the history of human conflict has such fluffiness been feared by so many for so long...

JaneyV said...

Seriously? They make leather teddy bears?

I like it when you hodge your podge! Hodge away!