Monday, April 20, 2009

Curse The Six-legged And Carapaced Of This World


Ants have invaded my laptop. They mock me from the USB port with their weedy antennae, clutching bottles of Newcastle Brown and Wii remotes.


Should I risk electrocution or loss of data by plucking them out with tweezers? Or go straight for the jugular and crack out the cyclonic hoover?

10 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

Eek! What are they finding to eat in there?

writtenwyrdd said...

Hoover. Any moisture might mean a visit from Zeus's thunderbolt.

Kiersten said...

Perhaps you could lure them out with the promise of a karaoke party?

Anna Claire said...

Hoover. Suck those little suckers outta there.

Whirlochre said...

What if there's a queen nibbling away at my CPU?

Robin S. said...

How are you, babycakes? We missed you yesterday- if your ears were tingling, it was because we were talking about ya, and wishing you were there.

blogless troll said...

Cyclonic hover.

Whirlochre said...

It was either that or ants, Robin.

Today, I pledge to show the ants no mercy.

Hoovers on suck, men.

Chris Eldin said...

Um, put them in the jelly?

Whirlochre said...

Great suggestion, Chris.

Maybe I'll make a fortune like Damien Hirst.