Friday, March 20, 2009

Mutant Alien Croc Attack




From the swamps, they will crawl.

Into your neck, they will plunge their fangs.

The heck out of your CD collection, they will plunder your Nana Mouskouri.


21 comments:

writtenwyrdd said...

That picture doesn't look like Yoda. Is it Yoda's unfortunately non-green nephew?

(Actually for some reason this reminds me of "the money you could be saving with Geico". I'd add a link, but you tube is blocked when I'm at work.)

Whirlochre said...

Hmmm. Reptiles and car insurance. Kind of works well.

jason evans said...

Wait a minute. I think I was abducted by those guys!

JaneyV said...

As long as it leaves my Donny Osmond collection alone I have no beef with him.

Whirlochre said...

Morning/afternoon/evening Jason.

Nice to meet up with a fellow survivor.

So tell me, did they...er...you know...?

Whirlochre said...

As I understand it, Janey, most alien invaders are sufficiently blessed with cerebral prowess to shun all things Donny and Osmond.

writtenwyrdd said...

My suspicion is that, should aliens invade, a Mars Attacks! style of defense using Donny & Marie recordings would suffice to repel them all the way back to home planet Reticulon.

Kiersten said...

Janey, there was a Mormon comedy (yes, there is such a thing) that came out a few years ago in which one of the characters constantly asked himself, WWDMD? What Would Donny and Marie Do?

It's rather frightening to ponder.

Also, my dad went on a date with Marie once.

Also rather frightening to ponder.

Anywho, in the realm of frightening, this alien does not fall.

Cute he is, in my opinion.

Whirlochre said...

I used to have a pair of slacks made of that stuff — Reticulon, not Marie.

As for Kiersten's dad, I'm seriously impressed (though I can't think why. I always thought she looked like a horse).

Janet C. said...

Have hidden all my Nana Mouskouri CDs AND my collection of Mireille Mathieu and Connie Francis. I sold my Donnie Osmond stuff, along with the purple sock collection, back in the late 80's :)

Janet

Kiersten - your dad and Marie Osmond? I have a whole new admiration for you (oops, does that count as option #1 if I'm not actually posting my "Why Kiersten's Awesome" on your blog?)

Whirlochre said...

Hi Janet.

I'm proud to say I never had any Donny Osmond stuff (apart from the nauseous sensation that came with sharing a planet with him in the 70s).

And — selling purple socks? Were you mad?

Janet C. said...

Not to worry, I kept all 17 pairs of striped toe socks and my leggings (I hear they're back in fashion - shudder :)

Whirlochre said...

Here's why socks matter...

http://abysswinksback.blogspot.com/2008/12/140-pages-of-thrills-spills-plus-or.html

BTW, I now realise what rash presumption this post was.

Janet C. said...

As I am new in this land of Abyss - I didn't know about the importance of socks. All I can say is - nice socks (not purple, not toed), looking forward to the donning of the tartan trews, and you are the first person who has used the word shrubbery in a blog post - which made me think of Monty Python, which made me snicker.

Nee ping...

Whirlochre said...

Thanks for reminding me about the tartan trousers.

So now, let's see — I owe Natalie a glimpes of my multicoloured shoes, Fairyhedgehog a song from the shower, JaneyV a series of photos from a nearby walk.

Anyone else?

What else have I promised?

Kiersten said...

Money.

Lots and lots of money. Right?

Tara Maya said...

WWDMD?

You have warped my fragile little mind.

Marie Osmond said...

You promised me a date.

McKoala said...

This one's for Kiersten...All I have to say is... "And they called it Puppy Looo-ooo-ooove"

McKoala said...

For the young folk, that was vintage Donny and Marie, that was. 'Fess up, who recognised it?

Donny said...

Hey you guys, this humour is so dark, I blinded myself on my own teeth reading it.