Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sour Puss Action


Huh. So much for my clarion call for pictures of stoopid dogs. What is this place? A cat vacuum?


What’s a girl to do when all she’s got to keep her going is a video of a stoopid pug? From a pesky human?

OK. For the curious among you, she does this. Splongs out her claws one at a time. Locates the most expensive-looking curtains in shit-for-brains’ abode...

No, wait — locates his entire collection of underpants. Heh heh. Yeah. That’s the one...

16 comments:

Rufus said...

Nice one, Geoff. My hooman's gonna go all weird at the thought of your hooman with no underpants.

Hadn't realised you're a girl. How about you and me getting together sometime and finding something expensive to shred?

I've just knocked tea all over my hooman's diary. Is that class or what?

Geoff said...

Hey Rufus — you sound like my kind of cat. Mutual shredding. Yeah. Let's do it.

As for the Geoff thing, it's another of shit-for-brains' so-called jokes.

When I first arrived on the scene in 1994, he named me Jessie (as in 'great big jessie'). It's true, I was a little timid before my sis, Moonie, died, and the furriest rodent I ever caught was a mouldy post-Christmas vol-au-vent, but I've toughened up since then. Hence the 'joke'.

Wonder what he'll call me when he sees his Thierry Henry boxer shorts? Heh heh.

Robin S. said...

Sorry, Geoff, honey. I don't know any of those icky doggies.

But if you want any pictures of us Beauty Cats...(and take my word for it, precious puss, I'm a Beauty Cat of the First Order), just let me know, and my mommy will send pick-chas.

Signed,

Madison
Beauty Cat Extraordinaire
Virginia
USA

writtenwyrdd said...

Just whatever you do, cat, don't shred the mini kilt! Anything but that!

mckoala's dog said...

That's because there aren't many Stoopid Dogs around. Not like Stoopid Cats. There are plenty of those.

Oh, my, just plenty.

Geoff said...

Huh. Yeah. But imagine how even stoopider those cats would have looked if they'd been stoopid dogs. You ever think of that? Huh? Huh?

Archduke said...

I think Geoff is a perfectly lovely name for a female cat.

Kiersten's ridiculous mate, the tall skinny guy, thought it'd be a great laugh to name me The Archduke Ferdinand. Even though I'm not even their cat! Still, got some free food out of it.

Kiersten said...

Also, Geoff, would you be a dear and tell Whirl I like his new sketch at the bottom, and think he should quit hiding such little pearls? Not everyone is as thorough at blog-checking as I am.

Mom In Scrubs said...

Writtenwyrdd, Kiersten, and all other Pug-Lovers, UNITE!!

Dogs RULE. Sorry Geoff.

Shred away!

Geoff said...

Hey Archduke — for free food I'm prepared to be called anything.

ChrisEldin said...

I love the way you change it up over here!
:-)
But I do love dogs....

Kiersten said...

What on earth does the background say? I can kind of make out "pugs suck."

My pug ROCKED.

Mary said...

I’m with Writtenwyrdd: Spare the kilt, Geoff! If not for the name of all that’s holy, then at least in pity’s sake. Spare it! We implore thee...

Geoff said...

pesky humans

Robin S. said...

Yeah, Geoff. I mean, you're a girl and everything, so, in your female felinity, surely you can see we fellow females need that kilt man to stay, shall we say, intact. Yeah?

Don't be shredding on him please. The knees. The kilt. The hairy legs...

Geoff said...

You a human? Or a bird...?