Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Kat Kontest


Huh. I’m all out of cat food already and Jagger has escaped. What’s a cat to do but hold a Stoopid Dog Contest?


So send your photos of stoopid dogs here by last mousing on Friday night (that’s Greenwich Mousing Time) and any cats hanging out here by then can poke fun, add captions and be mercilessly bitchy about stoopid dogs in general.

Shit-for-brains is still downstairs in his dungeon writing his novel so feel free to post your pooches via his email. Hehe — I’m eating his corn flakes, after all. And fluffing up the furniture with hair. And...you know, cat stuff...

22 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

Good grief, cat. What have you done to this blog? I can hardly read it.

I don't have any pictures of stoopid dogs - my cats won't let me go near dogs. Will pictures of cool cats do instead?

Geoff said...

pesky humans...

JaneyV said...

And while I know lots of dogs, I don't know any stoopid ones.

You might want to have a look at this though. It'll either convince you of your superiority or make you want a puppy for Christmas.

Mary said...

Geoff, why not seize this opportunity to rip the curtains to shreds. Just don’t tell Whirl it was my idea. ;)

Geoff said...

pesky humans...

writtenwyrdd said...

I have a Pug who is hopelessly Odie-like except for the Pug looks and bulgy eyeballs. He's too hapless to photograph. He just looks sad, not stupid. But his inherent belief that every time I walk into the kitchen (where the computer is residing) he must gallop in there in the expectation of food is pretty funny.

Geoff said...

pesky humans...

blogless troll said...

Holy crap, Geoff. That vertigo inducing background is making me... making me... sleepy... but... strangely...Yes, Geoff my master. I will obey.

Geoff said...

Hmm. Curious. Are trolls humans? Or are they some new breed of cat, like those weirdo sphynx efforts?

Roll on the stoopid dogs, either way.

And, while you're at it, any of you cats out there, stoopid mice too.

And snakes.

Rufus said...

Hey Geoff, cool way to take over the blog.

I haven't got any pictures of dogs, mice or snakes. I'm deprived. My human has got a lot of pictures of me though and I have to say I'm rather pretty.

Now you've given me the idea I'm off to see if I can take over my human's blog but I think she guards it too well.

Kudos on the cat stuff.
Rufus

Geoff said...

Way to go, Rufe. Take no prisoners.

What are you eating at the moment? As in 'isn't that Felix stuff just the biggest pile of ponk you ever allowed past your kitty mouth'? Oh, and this month's mice. Useless flavour.

Rufus said...

Spiders and flies. It grosses the humans out.

Then I fill up on what I can cadge from next door.

Geoff said...

Aren't next door neighbours such dunces? You'd never catch me being one of those.

Rufus said...

Can't stop and chat. My human's busy with her story and that means I can have a try for her son's hamster.

Catch you later.

Robin S. said...

Hey, Buckaroo. Are you on hiatus to work your ass off on the novel of our dreams, or not?

Mom In Scrubs said...

Hey, Geoff!!

You've probably seen this before but I know you're a huge fan of pugs, so thought I'd share this "stoopid dog" withya.

Check out THIS DOG, baby! (put on your little kitty raincoat, first, though!).

Geoff said...

A hamster? Lucky you. The furriest thing we have round here is the mould sprouting from the first draft of shit-for-brains' novel, and I don't have to smell that anymore as he's — hehe — indisposed.

But you've inspired me, Rufus, and I'm off to savage some sparrows...

Kiersten said...

Oh dear, I've forgotten about the Otter meme...I'll have to see if I can't work that in.

And Geoff, you'll be pleased to know that my dear old dog (who was, in fact, a pug) is dead. Alas, no pictures.

Geoff said...

pesky humans

bad as pugs...

fairyhedgehog said...

That's sad, Kiersten.

writtenwyrdd said...

Our Pug is, in fact, pugilicious. Pugs even come with their own curly handle on the back.

Kiersten said...

I loved my pug. She was my substitute until I had babies of my own.

Sorry, Geoff. I mean, dogs are stupid.

Whatever, I want to get a snake.