Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hawaiian Shorts


6 comments:

Kiersten said...

So, is this method more or less work than pregnancy?

Whirlochre said...

About the same, so I'm told — but with better sound effects.

Kiersten said...

Any sound effects accompanying pregnancy I can think of are disturbing.

Mostly I just hear the snip, snip, snip of surgical scissors cutting through scar tissue.

Hmmm...TMI? Probably.

Whirlochre said...

I was thinking of the inflated balloon whizz as the infants sprouted.

Kiersten said...

Yeah, your version has better sound effects.

It's probably gentler on the figure, as well.

Whirlochre said...

Wiggles tush — and splits pants.