Saturday, April 5, 2008

Oh No! Everything We Hold Dear Is Threatened By Hordes Of Evil Monsters Rampaging From The Depths Of The Underworld—And A BAT!



‘Ha Haar!’


‘Ha Ha Ha Haaar!

‘Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaar!’

‘Ha Ha Ha Ha-’

‘Silence!’

‘As you wish, My Lord.’

‘Are the manacles suitably rusted in preparation for our slaves?’

‘Yes, My Lord.’

‘What about the pokers? Are they red, red hot?’

‘Yes, My Lord.’

‘And the fingerbowls for after the feast?’

‘Awash with fresh lemon juice, My Lord.’

‘Then let us away. We have a population of feeble surface dwellers to terrorise, disembowel and enslave!’










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